Some random humor: jokes of the week merged into one

What is a clumsy man's favorite place to vacation?

Trip-oili

What do you call a Republican who is a pain in the rear?

An elephant in the room

What is a skin condition favourite horror movie?

The Exor-cyst

How come rubber bands are so deceptive?

They Stretch the truth

How come rubber bands are so deceptive?

They Stretch the truth

How does a farmer examine dead bodies?

With a ne-crop-sy.

What did some mud do when it saw a nice painting.
It admired it