Trip-oili
What do you call a Republican who is a pain in the rear?
An elephant in the room
What is a skin condition favourite horror movie?
The Exor-cyst
How come rubber bands are so deceptive?
They Stretch the truth
How come rubber bands are so deceptive?
They Stretch the truth
How does a farmer examine dead bodies?
With a ne-crop-sy.
What did some mud do when it saw a nice painting.
It admired it
It admired it