The library is a wonderful place filled with an assortment of page flippers for a cost of nil, including literature, comics, short stories, non-fiction, etc. But you know what else is also non-fiction besides the thousands of books? MY NEW JOB OPPORTUNITY!!!!
You heard that correctly. Weeks ago I just acquired a job at the library. And sure it’s only as of now, shelving books, customer assistance, and tidying up shelves, but let me tell you it’s quite an experience. The duties can be routine and some may find them mundane, but for me it’s a wonderful way to obsess about the dewey decimal system! The best part is that it pays a lot better than doing work at my house...
...for free (shudder).
I put a lot of hard work into this and in a world of constant competition where the job market, like many areas of life, is basically the wild west . Getting a job can be a difficult process. But when you get it right, when the stars align in your favour, when you read the right tarot cards, when that creepy old lady at the far corner of the carnival stares into that crystal ball and sees your good fortunes, you’ve just opened a whole new level of access to a whole assortment to talents and wealth! That is until you have to ship your sorry rear end off to university to get a ‘real job’ (bloody intellectuals).
In light of my new job I’ve just recently just got the best thing a teenager could get...
A driver’s license, you think? Oh I wish, but, I got something even better: a frickin’ debit card!!
There’s a new dawn on the horizon for me...
AND IT’S CALLED ADULTHOOD!!!!
