Careers in life (updated for 2013)

This post is about all the jobs i'm going to do when I get older. They're few of the many jobs I'll have! My first job is at a bowling alley in the the capital. But before that I'll be a restocker at a pharmacy When I arrived there I gave the manager a little interview. But a few minutes later he asked if I want a job at the bowling alley, and believe it or not they hire 14 year olds. So when i'm a teacher in church, I can sign up! (speaking of which I am now.) I think it can be one of my birthday presents My next career is rat patrol. Besides, Albeta is the only place either than the Arctic and Antarctic that has NO rats. And if they infiltrate the province they are quickly exterminated. I was inspired to join Rat Patrol after they successfully counter an whole army of rats! I'll do it after I retire from the bowling alley. My next job is the ice cream shop in Waterton, which is not far from Cameron Lake, and the variety rocks! The reason I wanted to join because I saw a Help Wanted sign. Once I'm done that I going to create 'The Blood Olympics'. What I said about in the last sentence Is a resurrection of the The roman coliseum. I'm sick of criminals on the loose. Picture the World as a computer. And criminals are the junk files and spam of the computer. Which I want to do that to wipe crime from the world. But before that I wanted to create the Manhunters what I call a NGLECO (Non-Government Law Enforcement and Conservation Organization.) And activist group preserving nature and the law. However I gave it up in favour of IMOCC (the International Monitoring Of Communities and Corporations) because it does things more legally; and I'm the judge. Plus I'm sick of corporations getting away with everything. In conclusion I look forward to doing all those things.