Because I’m a demented psychopath with a twisted sense of humour, I’ve created two parodies of
popular Christmas songs for your viewing (dis)pleasure.
I’m pretty sure you’re able to figure out what they’re lampooning.
popular Christmas songs for your viewing (dis)pleasure.
I’m pretty sure you’re able to figure out what they’re lampooning.
Ol’ Krampus is Coming to Town
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
or you’re surely gonna die
Ol’ Krampus is coming to town
He’s bringing his switch
The scars won’t look nice
On those that he finds are haughty and full of vice
Ol’ Krampus is coming to town
In his sack you’ll still be sleeping
In his oven you shall wake
And parents are in cahoots with him
So run like hell for heaven’s sake!
Oh, you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
or you’re surely gonna die
Ol’ Krampus is coming to town
12 Hours of Doomsday
On the first hour of doomsday
My cruel fate gave to me
A Partridge in a Bare Tree
On the second hour of doomsday
My cruel fate gave to me
Two Tornadoes
and a Partridge in a Bare Tree
On the third hour of doomsday
My cruel fate gave to me
Three Freak Storms
Two Tornadoes
and a Partridge in a Bare Tree
On the fourth hour of doomsday
My cruel fate gave to me
Four Falling Rocks
Three Freak Storms
Two Tornadoes
and a Partridge in a Bare Tree
On the fifth hour of doomsday
My cruel fate gave to me
Five Molten Peaks
Four Falling Rocks
Three Freak Storms
Two Tornadoes
and a Partridge in a Bare Tree
On the sixth hour of doomsday
My cruel fate gave to me
Six preachers praying
Five Molten Peaks
Four Falling Rocks
Three Freak Storms
Two Tornadoes
and a Partridge in a Bare Tree
On the seventh hour of doomsday
My cruel fate gave to me
Seven Seas-A-Simmering
Six preachers praying
Five Molten Peaks
Four Falling Rocks
Three Freak Storms
Two Tornadoes
and a Partridge in a Bare Tree
On the eighth hour of doomsday
My cruel fate gave to me
Eight Raiders Filching
Seven Seas-A-Simmering
Six preachers praying
Five Molten Peaks
Four Falling Rocks
Three Freak Storms
Two Tornadoes
and a Partridge in a Bare Tree
On the ninth hour of doomsday
My cruel fate gave to me
Nine Rabies Outbreaks
Eight Raiders Filching
Seven Seas-A-Simmering
Six preachers praying
Five Molten Peaks
Four Falling Rocks
Three Freak Storms
Two Tornadoes
and a Partridge in a Bare Tree
On the tenth hour of doomsday
My cruel fate gave to me
Ten Lepers Leaping
Nine Rabies Outbreaks
Eight Raiders Filching
Seven Seas-A-Simmering
Six preachers praying
Five Molten Peaks
Four Falling Rocks
Three Freak Storms
Two Tornadoes
and a Partridge in a Bare Tree
On the eleventh hour of doomsday
My cruel fate gave to me
Eleven Vipers Biting
Ten Lepers Leaping
Nine Rabies Outbreaks
Eight Raiders Filching
Seven Seas-A-Simmering
Six preachers praying
Five Molten Peaks
Four Falling Rocks
Three Freak Storms
Two Tornadoes
and a Partridge in a Bare Tree
On the twelfth hour of doomsday
My cruel fate gave to me
Twelve Thunders Drumming
Eleven Vipers Biting
Ten Lepers Leaping
Nine Rabies Outbreaks
Eight Raiders Filching
Seven Seas-A-Simmering
Six preachers praying
Five Molten Peaks
Four Falling Rocks
Three Freak Storms
Two Tornadoes
and a Partridge in a Bare Tree
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